philosophy at age eight

“If you cannot control your peanut butter, you cannot expect to control your life.”
~ Judah-ism

Saturday, May 2, 2009

From the mouth of babes

Husband: “Mae... why did you steal mom’s chocolate covered gummy bears?”
Mae: arms folded across her chest, bottom lip sticking way out: SILENCE.
Husband, stern: “Mae... why did you steal mom’s gummy bears?”
Mae, in extreme petulance: “Because I can’t resist chocolate.”

The truth is that women cannot resist chocolate, even at age 6.

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